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笔下小说>能言马和王子>CHAPTER FIFTEEN RABADASH THE RIDICULOUS

CHAPTER FIFTEEN RABADASH THE RIDICULOUS(第2页)

ThenRabadashrolledhiseyesahismouthintoahorrible,lrinlikeashark,andwaggedhisearsupanddown(anyoodothisiftheytakethetrouble)。Hehadalwaysfouiveihebravesthadtrembledwhehesefadordinarypeoplehadfallentothefloor,aivepeoplehadoftewhatRabadashhadn'trealizedisthatitisveryeasythtenpeoplewhoknowyouhavethemboiledalivethemomentyougivethewrima'tlookatallalarminginArd;indeedLulythoughtRabadashwasgoingtobesick。

“Demon!Demon!DemohePrinowyou。YouarethefoulfiendofNarnia。Youaretheehegods。LearnwhoIam,horriblephantasm。IamdesTash,theiheirresistible。thecurseofTashisuponyou。LightningintheshapeofssshallberainedoainsofNarniashallbegroundintodust。The—”

“Haveacare,Rabadash,”saidAslahedoomisisatthedoor:ithasliftedthelatch。”

&heskiesfall,”shriekedRabadash。“Lettheearthgape!Letbloodaeratetheworld!ButbesureIwillillIhavedraggedtomypalacebyherhairthebarbariahedaughterofdogs,the—”

“Thehourhasstruck,”saidAslan:andRabadashsaw,tohissupremehorror,thateveryoolaugh。

They'thelpit。RabadashhadbeenwaggihetimeandassoonasAslansaid,“Thehourhasstruck!”theearsbegantoge。Theygreointedandsoonwerecrayhair。Andwhileeveryonewaswwheretheyhadseenearslikethatbefore,Rabadash'sfatogeter,ahetereyed,andthenosesankbatotheface(orelsethefaceswelledoutandbeose)andtherewashairalloverit。Andhisarmsgrewlongerandinfrontofhimtillhishaingontheground:onlytheyweren'thands,now,theywerehoofs。Aandingonallfours,andhisclothesdisappeared,andeveryonelaughedlouderandlouder(becausethey'thelpit)fornowwhathadbeenRabadashlyandunmistakably,adoerriblethingwasthathishumaedjustamomehanhishumawhehegethatwas,hescreamedout:

“Oh,notaDonkey!Mercy!Ifitwereevenahorse—e'en—ahor—eeh—auh,eeh-auh。”Andsothewordsdiedawayintoadonkey'sbray。

“Nowhearme,Rabadash,”saidAslan。“Justiceshallbemixedwithmercy。YoushallnotalwaysbeanAss。”

AtthisofcoursetheDocheditsearsforwardandthatalsowassofunnythateverybodylaughedallthemore。Theytriednotto,buttheytriedinvain。

“YouhaveappealedtoTash,”saidAslan。“AempleofTashyoushallbehealed。YoumuststaarofTashinTashbaaAutumhisyearahesightofallTashbaan,yourass'sshapewillfallfromyouandallmenwillknowyouforPrinceRabadash。Butaslongasyoulive,ifeveryougomorethantenmilesawayfromthegreattempleinTashbaanyoushallinstantlybeeagainasyounoware。Andfromthatsegetherewillbeurn。”

Therewasashortsileheirredaoheywerewakingfromsleep。Aslaherewasabrightheairandonthegrass,andajoyis,whichassuredthemthathehadbeennodream:andahedonkeyinfrontofthem。

Kihekiedofmenandonseeihisregrettablehefotallhisanger。

“Yhness,”hesaid。“Iammosttrulysorrythatthiothisextremity。Yhnesswillbearwititwasn。AndofcourseweshallbedelightedtoprhhshippingbacktoTashbaamentrescribed。Youshallhaveeveryfortwhichyhness'ssituationallows:thebestofthecattleboats—thefreshestdthistles—”

ButadeafeningbrayfromtheDonkeyandawell-aimedkieoftheguardsmadeitclearthatthesekindlyratefullyreceived。

Ahimoutoftheway,I'dbetterfinishoffthestoryofRabadash。He(orit)wasdulysentbackbyboattoTashbaanandbroughtiashatthegreatAutumival,andthenhebeagain。Butofcoursefourorfivethousandpeoplehadseeransformationandtheaffairotpossiblybehushedup。AheoldTisroc'sdeathwhenRabadashbecameTisrohisplaedoutthemostpeaceableTisroenhadeverknown。Thiswasbeomorethaashbaan,heevergoonawarhimself:andhedidn'twanthisTarkaanstowiheehatisthewayTisrocsgetoverthrown。Butthoughhisreasomadethingsmufortableforallthesmallertriesrounden。Hisownpeotthathehadbeenadhisreign,andtohisface,hewascalledRabadashthePeacemaker,butafterhisdeathandbehindhisbackhewascalledRabadashtheRididifyoulookhimupinagoodHistoryofen(trythelocallibrary)youwillfindhimuothisdayineneschools,ifyoudoanythingunusuallystupid,youareverylikelytobecalled“asedRabadash”。

MeaAnvardeveryohathehadbeendisposedofbeforetherealfunbegan,whichwasagraheldthateveningonthelawle,withdozensoflaohelpthemoonlight。AndthewialesweretoldandjokeswerecradthensilencewasmadeandtheKing'spoetwithtwofiddlerssteppedoutintothemiddleofthecircle。Aravisahemselvestobebored,fortheoheykheenekind,andyouknohatthatwaslike。Butattheveryfirstscrapeofthefiddlesarocketseemedtogoupiheirheads,ahegreatoldlayofFairOlvinaheGiaurostohatistheinofMouwasatwo-headedGiant)andwontheLadyLilnforhisbride;awasovertheywisheditwasgoingtobeginagain。AndthoughBree'tsihestoryofthefightatZalindreh。AndLucytoldagain(theyhadall,exceptAravisamaheyallwaagaialeoftheWardrobeandhowsheandKingEdmundandQueenSusaheHighKinghadfirsteintoNarnia。

Aly,aspeer,KingLunesaidifwastimefpeopletobeiomorrow,Cor,”headded,“shalteoverallthecastlewithmearesandmarkallitsstrengthandweakness:foritwillbethioguardwhenI'mgone。”

“ButwillbetheKiher,”saidCor。

“Nay,lad,”saidKihouartmyheir。Theestothee。”

“ButIdon'twantit,”saidCor。“I'dfarrather—”

“'Tisionwhatthouwa,orIeither。'Tisinthecourseoflaw。”

“Butifwe'retwibethesameage。”

“Nay,”saidtheKingwithalaugh。“Oefirst。Art'selderbyfulltwentyminutes。Aoo,let'shope,thoughthat'sery。”Andhelookedatwithatwinkleinhiseyes。

“But,Father,'tyoumakewhicheveryouliketobetheKing?”

“No。Theking'suhelaw,forit'sthelawmakeshimaking。Hastostartawayfromthyaryfromhispost。”

“Ohdear,”saidCor。“Idon'twanttoatall。Andmostdreadfullysorry。Iurningupwasgoingtochiselyououtdom。”

“Hurrah!Hurrah!”said。“Ishan'thavetobeKing。Ishan'thavetobeKing。I'llalri'sprihefun。”

“Andthat'struerthanthybrotherknows,Cor,”saidKihisiswhatitmeanstobeakiieattadlastieretreat,ahere'shuheland(asmustbenowandtheniowearfihesandlaughlouderoverastiermealthananymaninyourland。”

&wupstairstainaskedothingcouldbedo。Andsaid:

“Ifyousayanotherwordaboutit,I'll—I'llknockyoudown。”

Itwouldbeorybysayingthatafterthatthetwobrothersneverdisagreedaboutanythingagain,butIamafraiditwouldrue。Iheyquarreledandfoughtjustaboutasoftenasawoboyswould,aseheydidn'tbegin)withgkno。Fh,whehgrownupandbeen,CorwasthemerousmaniherhenoraheNorthtriescouldeverequalasaboxer。Thatwashowhegothisnameofder-Fist;andhowheperfreatexploitagainsttheLapsedBearofStormness,whichwasreallyaTalkihadgooWildBearhabits。beduptoitslairontheNarormerdaywhenthesnowwasonthehillsahoutatime-keeperforthirty-threerounds。A'tseeoutofitseyesandbecameareformedcharacter。

Aravisalsohadmanyquarrels(and,I'mafraid,evenfights)withCor,buttheyalagain:sothatyearslater,whentheyweregrownup,theyweresousedtandmakingitupagaimarriedsoastogoondoingitmoretly。AndafterKingLune'sdeaththeymadeagoodKingandQueenofArdahemostfamousofallthekingsofArd,wastheirson。BreeandHwinlivedhappilyteinNarniaandbothgotmarriedbuther。Andthereweren'tmanymonthsinwhieorbothofthemdidn'tetrottihepasstovisittheirfriendsatAnvard。

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