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笔下小说>魔法师的外甥人物简介>CHAPTER TEN THE FIRST JOKE AND OTHER MATTERS

CHAPTER TEN THE FIRST JOKE AND OTHER MATTERS(第2页)

“What?”saidthee?Mewhatusedtyouahotmashofaneveningwhenyouwasoutofsorts?Mewhatrubbedyoudownproper?Mewhattoputyouryouifyouwasstandinginthe_cold?Iwouldn't'avethoughtitofyou,Strawberry。”

“Itdoesbegintoeback,”saidtheHhtfully。“Yes。Letmethihink。Yes,youusedtotieahorridblagbehiheomakemerun,andhoweverfarIranthisblagwouldalwaysbeilebehindme。”

“We&#toearn,see,”saidtheCabby。“Yoursthesameasmine。Andifthere'adn'tbeennoworkandnowhipthere'd'avebeennostable,nohay,nomash,andnooats。ForyoudidgetatasteofoatswhenIcouldafford'em,whiey。”

“Oats?”saidtheHuphisears。“Yes,Iremembersomethingaboutthat。Yes,Iremembermoreandmore。Youwerealwayssittingupsomewherebehind,andIwasalwaysrunninginfront,pullingyouahing。IknowIdidallthework。”

“Summer,Igrantyou,”saidtheCabby。”'Otworkforyouandacoolseatforme。Butwhataboutwinter,oldboy,whenyouingyourselfwarmandIwassittihmyfeetlikeidmynosefairpinewiththewind,andmy'andsthatnumbI't'ardly'oldthereins?”

“Itwasahard,try,”saidStrawberry。“Therewasnograss。Allhardstones。”

“Tootrue,mate,tootrue!”saidtheCabby。“A'ardaysdidsaythosepaving-stofaironany'oss。That'sLunn'on,thatis。Ididn'tlikeithanwhatyoudid。Youwereatry'oss,andIwasaaosinginthechoir,Idid,downat'ome。Buttherewasn'talivihere。”

“Ohplease,please,”saidDigory。“Couldwegeton?TheLion'sgettingfurtherandfurtheraway。AndIdoeaktohimsodreadfullybadly。”

“Look'ere,Strawberry,”saidtheCabby。“Thisyounggen'leman'assomethingonhismiotalktotheLionabout;'imyou。Supposeyouwastolet'imrideonyourback(which'e'dtakeitverykindly)andtrot'imovertowheretheLionis。Ahelittlegirlwillbefollo>

“Ride?”saidStrawberry。“Oh,Iremembernow。Thatmeanssittingonmyback。Irememberthereusedtobealittleowo-leggerswhousedtodothatloohavelittlehard,squarelumpsofsomewhitestuffthathegaveme。Theytasted—oh,wonderful,sweeterthangrass。”

“Ah,that'dbesugar,”saidtheCabby。

&rawberry,”beggedDigory,“do,doletmegetupaoAslan。”

“Well,Idon'tmind,”saidtheHorse。“Notforonayouget。”

“GoodoldStrawberry,”saidtheCabby。“&#'un,I'llgiveyoualift。”DigorywassoononStrawberry'sbadquitefortable,forhehadriddenbare-backbeforeonhisownpony。

“rawberry,”hesaid。

“Youdon'thappeofthatwhitestuffaboutyou,Isuppose?”saidtheHorse。

“No。I'mafraidIhaven't,”saidDigory。

&'tbehelped,”saidStrawberry,a。

AtthatmomentalargeBulldog,whohadbeensniffingandstaringveryhard,said:“Look。Isn'tthereahesequeercreaturesoverthere,besidetheriver,urees?”

&heanimalslookedandsawUaillamongtherhododendronsandhopinghewouldn'tbenoticed。

“eon!”saidseveralvoices。“Let'sgoandfindout。”So,whileStrawberrywasbrisklytrottingawaywithDigoryiion(andPollyandtheCabbywerefollowingonfoot)mostofthecreaturesrushedtowardUhrrunts,andvariousnoisesofcheerfuli。

&nowgobackabitandexplainwhatthewholesehadlookedlikefromUndrew'spoihad'allthesameimpressiononhimasonthedthe。Forwhatyouseeandheardependsagooddealonwhereyouarestanding:italsodependsonwhatsortofpersonyouare。

&heanimalshadfirstappeared,Undrewhadbeenshrinkingfurtherandfurtherbatothethicket。Hewatchedthemveryhardofcourse;buthewasn'treallyieditheyweredoing,ohertheyweregoingtomakearushathim。LiketheWitch,heractical。Hesimplydidn'tAslanwasgoofeverykis。Allhesaw,hthesaw,wasalotofdangerouswildanimalswalki。Awhytheotheranimalsdidn'trunawayfromthebigLion。

&hegreatmomeheBeastsspoke,hemissedthewholepoint;foraratheriingreasoheLiunsinging,lowasstillquitedark,hehadrealizedthatthenoisewasasong。Andhehaddislikedthesongverymuch。Itmadehimthihiwanttothihehesunroseathesingerwasalion(“onlyalioohimself)hetriedhishardesttomakebelievethatitwasn'tsingingandneverhadbeensinging—asanylionmightinazooinourownworld。“Ofcourseit'treallyhavebeensingi,“Imusthaveimagi。I'vebeeioutoforder。Whoeverheardofalionsinging?”AndthelongeraheLionsang,theharderUomakehimselfbelievethathecbutr。roubleabtomakeyourselfstupiderthanyoureallyareisthatyouveryoftensudrewdid。HesoohingbutrinAslan'ssong。Soonhe'thaveheardanythingelseeveedto。AtheLionspokeandsaid,“Narniaawake,”hedidn'thearanywords:heheardonlyasnarl。AheBeastsspokeinanswer,heheardrowlings,bayings,andhowlings。Aheylaughed—well,youe。ThatwasworseforUhananythingthathadhappe。Suchahorrid,bloodthirstydinrybruteshehadneverheardiohisutterrageandhorror,hesawtheotherthreehumansactuallywalkingoutiomeettheanimals。

“Thefools!”hesaidtohimself。“eswilleattheringsalongwiththeandI'llogethomeagain。WhataselfishlittleboythatDigoryis!Ahersarejustasbad。Iftheywanttothrowawaytheirow'stheirbusiwhataboutme?Theydon'tseemtothinkofthat。hinksofme。”

Finally,dofanimalscamerushingtowardhim,heturnedandranforhislife。Andnowanyonecouldseethattheairofthatyoungworldwasreallydoilemangood。InLondonhehadbeenfartoooldtoruaspeedwhichwouldhavemadehimtowinthehundredyards'rayPrepsEngland。Hiscoattailsflyingoutbehindhimwereafi。Butofcourseitwasnouse。Manyoftheanimalsbehiowasthefirstruntheyhadevertakenintheirlivesandtheywerealllongiheirerhim!Afterhim!”theyshouted。“Perhapshe'sthatally-ho!Tantivy!Cuthimoff!Roundhimup!Keepitup!Hurrah!”

Inaveryfewmihemgotaheadofhim。Theylinedupinarowandbarredhisway。Othershemmedhiminfrombehind。Whereverhelookedhesawterrors。Antlersofgreatelksandthehugefaelephanttoweredoverhim。Heavy,serious-mindedbearsandbruntedbehindhim。Cool-lookingleopardsahsarcasticfaces(ashethought)staredathimaails。Whatstruckhimmostofallwasthenumberofopenmouths。Theanimalshadreallyopehstopatheyhadopehstoeathim。

Uremblingandswayingthiswayandthat。Hehadneverlikedanimalsatthebestoftimes,beingusuallyratherafraidofthem;andofcourseyearsofdoisonanimalshadmadehimhateahemfarmore。

“Now,sir,”saidtheBulldoginhisbusiness-likeway,“areyouaable,ormihatwaswhatitreallysaid;butallUndrewheardwas“Gr-r-rarrh-ow!”

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