第20章内卡河上木筏行（1）
RaftingDowntheNeckar
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Wedischargedthecarriageatthebridge。Theriverwasfulloflogs—long，slender，barklesspinelogs—aherailse，ahemeherintorafts。Theseraftseandstrutosuittheessaremeheheywerefromf？iftytoonehundredyardslong，andtheygraduallytaperedfromaniheirsterns，tbreadthattheirbow-ends。Themainpartofthesteeriheboole；thethree-logbreadththerefurnishesroomforoeersmalelogsareneraroundthatanaverageyounglady’swaist。Thesoftheseveralsesoftheraftaresladpliant，sothattheraftmaybereadilybentintoanysortofcurverequiredbytheshapeoftheriver。
TheNemanyplaarroersacrossit，ifhehasoisalsosharplysuchplaces，theraftsmanhastodosomeprettyniugpilotiurns。Theriverisnotalwaysallowedtospreadoveritswholebed—whichisasmuchasthirty，aimesfortyyardswide—butissplitintothreeequalbodiesofwater，bystohrowthemaih，ahee。Ihesenarrow-edgeddikesprojectfourorf？iveihesurface，liketheergedroof，butinhighwatertheyareoverf？lowed。AhatfulofrainmakeshighwaterintheNedabasketfulproduoverf？low。
TherearedikesabreasttheSchlossHotel，aisviolentlysoiflasscage，watgthelong，narroalhthetralel，grazi-bankdikeandaimingcarefullyforthemiddlearchofthestebelow；Iwatchedtheminthisway，andlostallthistimehopihemhitthebridge-pieraselfsometimeorother，butointed。Onewassmashedthere，butIhadjuststeppedintomyroomamomenttolightapipe，soIlostit。
WhileIwaslookingdowhatminHeilbronn，thedaredevilspiritofadventurecamesuddenlyuponme，andIsaidtomyrades：
“IamgoingtoHeidelbergonaraft。Willyouvehme？”
Theirfacespaledalittle，buttheyassehasgoodagraceastheycould。Harriswaocablehismhtithisdutytodothat，ashewasallshehadinthisworld—so，whileheattehis，Iwentdowaahewithahearty“Ahoy，shipmate！”whichputusupoermsatondweentereduponbusiness。IsaidweedestriantourtoHeidelberg，andwouldliketotakepassagewithhim。IsaidthispartlythroughyoungZ，whospokeGermanveryartlythroughMr。Xwhospokeitpeculiarly。IderstandGermahemaniaveItalkitbestthroughaer。
&ainhitcheduphistrousers，thenshiftedhisquidthoughtfully。Presentlyhesaidjusteghewouldsay—thathehaders，andthereforewasafraidthelawwouldbeafterhimiergotorahappened。SoIcharteredtheraftaookalltheresponsibilitiesonmyself。
Witharattlingsoarboardwatttotheirworkahecableshottheane，andourbarkmovedoffwithastatelystride，andsoonwasbowlingalongatabouttwoknotsanhour。